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8 Comments Published by Matt March 11th, 2008 in Family

Discount bactrim, After three kids I'm pretty much over my fear of diapers. The welding gloves and the gas masks which used to ensure my survival are back in the garage collecting dust. A grizzled veteran, I seriously don't think twice about changing a soiled diaper.

But no mere mortal is immune to the sights, ordering bactrim from canada, smells, and consistency of a diaper fueled by the evil of raisins. Raisin diapers are Pampers on steroids, South Dakota SD, your normal diaper magnified five-fold. Its scorched-earth policy in an Elmo and velcro wrapper.

Every once in awhile a man has to take a moral stand, discount bactrim. Say "no" instead of "yes". Say "Heck no!" instead of "Yes dear". For example, if your wife asks you to smuggle a kilo of coke in through Brazil, buy bactrim pill, the correct answer is "Heck no". The weak and confused who answer "Yes dear" get bamboo shoved up their fingernails while they rot in a South American prison. Discount bactrim, Today, I took a moral stand. After several narrow escapes, I realized people are feeding Zach raisins in an attempt on my life - probably to collect on my life insurance. I decided to remove myself from harms way. Put my foot down. Draw the line.

I won't change another raisin diaper.

Yes, I expect plenty of cold couches, empty bellies and frosty glares in my future. But sometimes a man has to make a tough call and walk the lonesome, (but fresher smelling) path.

What good is it for a man to have a full belly, yet lose his life to a raisin bomb before bedtime. — Chinese proverb.

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1 kelly Mar 11th, 2008 at 7:49 am

That’s hilarious…good to know.
2 rob Mar 11th, 2008 at 7:58 am

You’re going to regret this post when you are old and needing to eat prunes.
3 Russ Mar 11th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

That’s what you get for raisin’ three boys with above average bowels! There are times when being an over achiever is not worth it.
4 Amy Mar 12th, 2008 at 6:43 am

Wow, what a whiner! But I’m with Rob, prunes aren’t that far off in your future…
5 Janet Mar 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

This is hilarious! We will see how life with little missy Johnson challenges your closed-mind, evil dad-ways, …won’t we…ha ha ha….
6 Pam Mar 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am

I think you should have a better attitude because when you’re old Zach may be the only person willing to change your diapers…not after this post, though. Too bad for you.
7 Bethesda Mar 19th, 2008 at 9:53 am

Yeah, maybe you should archive this one for good before Zach learns to read!
8 Scott Mar 31st, 2008 at 7:25 am

Stand your ground man! Do not fear the future! You do not need anyone to help in your declining years. Just always remember colostomy bags are a viable option. Huzzah!

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